Pretty much the only good thing about living in crazy dystopian times is being able to LAUGH MANIACALLY about it with a good friend. This card is for that person. • Fucking funny cards, birthday cards, greeting cards for your best shitshow partners • Blank inside, colored envelope • Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches • Sticker is 3.75 x 4 inches *Stickers are made of thick, coated paper with a kiss cut. They are not waterproof and should not go on surfaces that will get wet or be washed. They are not re-stickable.